Cameron of the Jungle Dam

Opinion, by Michael Royster

RIO DE JANEIRO - It has been ever so well reported, throughout the civilized world, that James Cameron, aka the Avatar Guy, has been to visit the Brazilian Amazon and has had an epiphany, namely the vision that Na’vi is a real place on the planet called “Amazonas” in Portuguese.

He has also learned that they are going to build a HUGE dam in the Amazon, fittingly called “Belo Monte” or “beautiful mountain”, because after the HUGE dam is built there will be an even HUGER lake rising upstream, so you either live on a beautiful . . .

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The Curmudgeon moved to Rio over forty years ago, and remained there until late 2018. He's been writing political commentary for The Rio Times for nine years. He once referred to himself as a WASP (look it up) but doesn't any more because it embarrasses him.